tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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