You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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