he puts the penis in happiness.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
