So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize