All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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