I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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