i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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