So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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