What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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