so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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