And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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