woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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