Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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