shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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