just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
its liver damage thursday
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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