you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
how drunk are you?
Several
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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