Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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