so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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