Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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