It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
so much tequila, so little girl.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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