carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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