I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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