so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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