Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
a search helicopter?!
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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