Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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