I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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