dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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