I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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