What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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