What a fucking waste of an outfit
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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