And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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