Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Less talking, more tequila
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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