either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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