is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
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