i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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