ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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