I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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