You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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