Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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