i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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