I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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