she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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