I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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