I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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