Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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