Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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