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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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