Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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