Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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