Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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