Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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