That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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