Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I will pee on everything he values.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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