is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You left your phone here
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