shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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