If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
we should paint friendship bongs
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